I is for Imagination


Illustration by Louise Kimber

Which a writer like Sue Ranscht has oodles of. Not just her – Harlan too. In Cat Artist Catharsis, Sue’s story in Cat Tales, the anthology drawn from last year’s Book a Break short story competition, Harlan doesn’t just imagine the cats, he imagines them into life. How’s that for the power of imagination? Phew!

By the time he was fourteen, Harlan’s bedroom walls were two-thirds covered by drawings of cats and parts of cats. He’d switched from crayons to two sets of coloured pencils, one set left dull-pointed for soft and blended colours, keeping the other set’s points pointy with his little pen knife, perfect for detailing claws, fangs, raspy tongues, and whiskers. And eyes—green or blue, yellow or orange, brown or copper, deep and speckled, flecked with gold, shiny and wise. Diligent practice had elevated his skill to a level of realism Harlan found quite satisfying. When he chose to imagine the whole cats to life at night, he was careful to imagine a door as well, so they couldn’t escape to other parts of the house. He imagined two black panthers to guard the non-existent door.

Since reading that, I’ve been doing a lot of imagining. The other day I imagined a bowl of my favourite nosh, fried gizzards. It was easy enough to imagine. I have a little green plastic bowl which Sam and Sam put my food in. So first I imagined that, and then I just added the gizzards, deep fried and extra specially crunchy. The next bit was harder – the Harlan bit, imagining them to life. Or rather, into the bowl for real, since a live gizzard would need to be inside a live chicken and that would be a different kettle of fish.

I screwed up my eyes and concentrated and imagined as hard as I could. The smell of the gizzards came to me so vividly that I was sure I’d succeeded, so I rushed over to my bowl, drooling with anticipation, and lo and behold! Two trout heads.

Isn’t that extraordinary? Never mind that it wasn’t quite accurate – the point is, it worked! Now I just need to fine tune the details, get the gizzards to turn into gizzards instead of trout. There’s nothing wrong with trout heads, mind, and I went to work on them with gusto, but if I want to be more ambitious, I need to perfect the skill.

But I digress. Let me move on to brains. Not one of Sam and Sam’s staples – in fact the only time I eat them is when I crunch on a mouse’s head, but I’m delighted to say that Sue Ranscht has another story, Sarcasm Font, in the 2016 To Hull And Back Anthology, and that one’s about zombies. Indeed she has a zombie alter ego, Romero Russo, who did last year’s A to Z. If you take a look, I guarantee you’ll find it irresistible.

Furthermore, Sue is doing this year’s A to Z as well. This time she’s a snail called Elliot who, like me, is going on a journey. In fact he’s got further than me, because I haven’t even started yet, while Elliot has positively raced away to find adventure and fortune. But no matter – the point is that when it comes to Sue’s imagination, you’re spoiled for choice. I don’t think even she knows how many oodles she has. Far too many to be counted, that’s for sure.

Since it might be difficult to know where to start, might I suggest you start with Cat Artist Catharsis? Which Atthys Gage, the judge, called an especially compelling and imaginative tale, and well-written, too. So there you go. If you buy Cat Tales, you won’t just find out what those panthers of Harlan’s get up to (not to mention all the other cats in all the other stories), you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. Thank you!

The proceeds from Cat Tales go to two charities, Cats Protection and the Against Malaria Foundation. So please don’t hesitate to spread the word (reblog, twitter, faceboook, sandwich board, Times Square illumination – all and any means are welcome) and help us raise all we can. 

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  1. I couldn’t agree more…”I don’t think even she knows how many oodles she has.” Oodles of imagination that is. It makes me happy to see my dear childhood friend get the credit she so much deserves for her beautiful writing. She constantly amazes me!

    • Thank you, Hilary. I’m not too keen on the zombie lifestyle either, though I have to say that a brain or two (when nicely cooked) goes down rather well.

  2. I have been loving the story extracts and appreciate the donation to meaningful causes. I keep trying to buy via the Paypal link, but unfortunately they don’t seem to like my countries! I may have to resort to Amazon. 🙁

    • Thank you for that kind comment! Also for bringing up the PayPal problem – it hadn’t occurred to me that their reach wouldn’t extend to where you are. In my next post I’ll reinstate the Amazon link – hope it works!

  3. Reblogged this on Space, Time, and Raspberries and commented:
    Imagine reading your own copy of Cat Tales and finding a story by someone you know. Me! 🙂 That’s the third best reason to purchase a copy for yourself, each member of your family, all your friends, and the Crazy Cat Lady down the street. Of course, the two best reasons are the Against Malaria Foundation and Cats Protection, the worthy charities to whom the proceeds flow. Please do. For only $1.99 (digital) or $9.50 (print), you can help make the world a better place, and read some really entertaining stories. Thank you. Thank you very much.

  4. Imagine my surprise! Smith, you do me great honor by mentioning not only my story in Cat Tales, but two completely unrelated tales as well. And to have provided links was an act of generosity I shall not forget. Thank you.

    In fact, you have inspired a new oodle (would that be a newdle?) — I do believe Romero needs a cat. Not as in needs to eat, but needs in his unlife. Perhaps a majestic Tom of the Devon Rex breed (http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/cats-101/videos/devon-rex/) with cat flap privileges and a tendency to wander. Would you mind if his personality were similar to yours? Perhaps Romero would call him Taunton in your honor. Maybe even Your Honor Taunton. What do you think?

    • I would indeed be honoured, Sue, for you to bestow whatever attributes of mine you choose on Romero’s cat. To contribute in any way to the bountiful working of your imagination is a privilege to be cherished.

  5. Thank you, Smith. The possibilities are churning, I’m recording ideas, and I’m excited to enhance *ahem* Romero’s story with them. I hope the outcome pleases you. <3

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